


My Seddie Alphabet

by MySeaSaltIceCream



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2010-10-04
Updated: 2010-10-23
Packaged: 2014-05-24 19:59:25
Rating: K
Chapters: 3
Words: 696
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6374088/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2522889/MySeaSaltIceCream
Summary: Stories of Seddie in  alphabet form! Better than It sounds! This is my first story, so don't judge me!





	1. Apples

**This is the first mini story of the Seddie Alphabet! Inspired by the Seddie Alphabet Challenge or whatever it's called**. **This is my first story, so don't judge me!  


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Chapter One: Apples

I looked at a big juicy golden apple. It reminded me so much about something. It was on the tip of my tongue. I just couldn't figure in out. My other brother looked at another golden apple. However, it was more brown and squishy. Ew. I squeezed my apple as hard as I can. Nothing. It was too hard. My other siblings, Mali and Alex, just stared at the apples. I laughed. It reminded me of some wedding our dad taped. Apparently, he accidentally left the camcorder on when Spencer said,  
"It's like two fresh apples back here!" He was holding his butt. I smirked when I saw Mali and Alex drooling. It's as if they want to eat Spencer's butt. Ew. Mental images. My mom ad Dad came in the room they sat on the couch acting mean, but mushy in a way. My dad started pulling on my mom's golden swirls, which were just laid properly on her scalp. My mom playfully hit my dad multiple times as he said, "Ow" to each hit. I smiled at the apple I was holding and I apple my smart brother James was holding. We glanced at each other. All he said was, "I know Primmy. I know." I grinned. We both knew our apples represented our parents. Mom was like my apple. Golden swirled and hard. Throw it at someone, and it'll pack a punch. Ouch. My mom is exactly like that. She will hit anymore with a lot of force and he head was topped with 'Sun string'. James' apple was like dad. Brown topped and soft. You throw THAT at someone and they feel nothing. Same with Dad. He tries to hit you, it only leave a bruise for about an hour or two. He also is full of brown hair. After staring at my apple, I took James' apple and softly pushed it to mine. It broke and covered the hard apple. I snickered as it looked like my parents embracing each other. After a while, four little apples duds were 'pushed' out. I smiled as I knew those duds were meaning my siblings and I. We were all one big apple family.  


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	2. Bananas

Chapter Two: Bananas

I'm so upset. Carly had to go to Yakima this week. Why did it have to be this week? Now, I'm stuck with Sam watching stupid dances at Carly's house all night. My laptop was on my lap. Instead of uploading videos on , I was on , reading stories about Carly and me. It was so cute! I also read a few stories about Sam and I. Revolting! Soon we were finally done. Sam was asleep with half of a chocolate bar in her mouth. Heh. It was cute. She looks like a little Ang- WHAT AM I SAYING! EWW! I DO NOT LIKE SAMANTHA MARIE PUCKETT! I suddenly stumbled upon a 'Sam and Me' story. I shrugged. Might as well read it. It was called iTexts. Seems pretty safe. I started reading. Not Bad. There was on chapter called Erotica. Ew. Gross. Sam leaned against me. She was so warm.  
"What 'cha reading Fredbag?" She said half asleep.  
"A story about us" I said, not looking at her. She was quiet for a while, then spoke.  
"Lemme see." She took the laptop for a while. Then she looked at me and pointed at my pants.  
"Banana." She sounded like a little girl. Eh. Maybe she was still half asleep.  


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Woo it is here! I hope you don't mind for mentioning your story P. Fishes! Review! Its been a long time!


	3. Author's Note! Please read or else!

**AUTHORS NOTE ~!**

Okay, even though this is my most famous story, I HAVE ONLY GOTTEN **3** REVIEWS! I mean, WTF? Okay, now I'm mad. If you guys **do not** give me **27 more reviews**, by This Wednesday,** I will delete this story! **I'm **NOT** joking! **This is your last chance!**


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